19 Funny bear quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

  Commentary:
  🐻💩 Looks like this bear is really in a *sticky* situation! 🙈 Let's hope he can *bear* through it and come out of the woods feeling *paw-sitively* better soon! 🌲🐻💚

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the irony of modern technology meets wilderness! 🐻🤖 One can only imagine the autocorrected text message "I'll have a bear, not beer, please" 🍺. In a bizarre twist of fate, the inventor finds himself face to face with a furry mammal instead of a chilled drink. Autocorrect strikes again, this time in the real world! 🤯

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

  Commentary:
  "Panda bears: setting the bar high for being cute and clueless at the same time 🐼🤪 Who knew being a lovable goofball could be so endearing? It's like they're saying 'I may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but hey, look at my fluffy cuteness!' 😆🐼 #PandaWisdom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, I'll be throwing some Old Testament shade your way! 😂🌾🔥 May your WiFi forever be spotty and your phone always on 1% battery! #BiblicalBurns"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

  Commentary:
  "If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it's a gummy bear 🐻🍬! At least I can enjoy the sweetness of victory 😄."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

  Commentary:
  I guess autocorrect couldn't fix that one! 🐻🍺 Looks like a wild night ahead!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a stroll through the woods is a thrilling game of survival 😅🐻 Who needs a treadmill when you have the great outdoors ready to keep you on your toes…literally? Just don't forget the bear repellent and maybe a snack for the bear too, you know, as a peace offering 🍯🐾"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

  Commentary:
  "Who knew gummy bears could be so deadly? 🐻😂 Just watch out for those sneaky sugar-coated killers! Death by bear attack… of the candy variety. 🍬💀 #SweetToothGoneWrong"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, when hiking in bear country, it's always good to have options! 🐻🌲 Just make sure your group includes some fast runners! 😉"

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