Funny bee quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

  Commentary:
  Bee-lieve it or not, they're always buzzing with greatness! 🐝👏😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

  Commentary:
  "An adult spelling bee? 🐝 That's a real test of maturity and vocabulary skills! Who knew misspelling 'embarrassment' could be so humbling? 😅 #SpellingChampNervous"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: Where grammar rules go to die 🐦🚫📚 Emojis are the new spelling 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #SpellCheckIsMyBestie"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this kid didn't just lose his balance, but gained a superpower! 🚲🐝 Must've been quite the buzzzzz. Talk about a 'stinging' revelation! 🤯😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

  Commentary:
  "I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her." 🐝🚫💔

  Because let's face it, how someone handles a bee encounter says a lot about their true character! 😂🙌 #BeeBraveryRequired

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like that bee was ready for a morning workout too! 🏃‍♀️🐝 Better add 'evading giant bees' to your running routine for some extra excitement! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

  Commentary:
  🌹🐝 Roses are red, bees like to fuss. This rhyme may be wonky, but hey, let's make a fuss! It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a poetic twist you see. Confusion at first, then clarity for thee! 🤔😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, bumble bee, the original party crasher! 🐝💃 Who knew buzzing could lead to such a chaotic dance-off? Watch out, you might just get stung with compliments next time! 🎶😆 #BeeGoneWild"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to stay composed when faced with a tiny, buzzing adversary 🐝😅. You gotta hand it to bees though – they sure know how to keep us on our toes! Ready to face off against nature's flying comedians? 🙈💨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the never-ending saga of typos and autocorrect fails on social media! 🙈🔤 It's like a spelling bee nightmare come to life. Maybe we should start awarding virtual trophies for the most creative misspellings! 🏆😂 Remember, grammar police – proceed with caution on the wild, wacky world of Facebook! 🚨📲 #SpellingBeeFails #TypoTerrors

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