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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

3 months ago

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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

3 months ago

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I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

3 months ago

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Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

3 months ago

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Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

3 months ago

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Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

3 months ago

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Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

3 months ago

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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36 shares on Discord this month:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

83 shares on Threads this month:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

91 shares on Slack this month:

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Live now on X:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Just landed via Discord:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Shared recently on Threads:

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Spotted on WeChat:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Trending via Messenger:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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