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Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Trending via Threads:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Live now on Discord:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Going viral on Reddit:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Going viral on Reddit:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Spotted on Instagram:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Making waves on Threads:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Breaking via Threads:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Going viral on Messenger:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Shared recently on Threads:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

Going viral on TikTok:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Trending via Pinterest:

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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