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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Just shared via X:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Spotted on Reddit:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Going viral on Instagram:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Trending via Facebook:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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Spotted on Threads:

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Reported on Facebook:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Making waves on Slack:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Seen just now on Threads:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Going viral on X:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Reported on Messenger:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Making waves on YouTube:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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