17 Funny bottom quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you're getting ahead in more ways than one! 💥 Keep pushing through those rocky situations – soon your head will be as tough as a diamond! 💎 Remember, it's all about perspective… and maybe investing in a helmet. 🪖😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old debate between pie purists and pie rebels! 🥧🍲 Who knew that pastry could be so essential in defining a true pie? Just remember, a soup in a hat is still a soup with a sense of fashion! 🎩😄"

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  Jan 24, 2025

  Share →: You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, you've got that 'dig deep' kind of vibe! 💪🪰 Who needs rock bottom when you've got a jackhammer handy, right? Keep drilling, because why settle for rock bottom when you can reach new depths! 🔨😄 #KeepDrilling"

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

  Commentary:
  "Just when I think I've hit rock bottom, it hits 'refresh' like a sneaky browser tab 🔄🪨 Keep calm and keep refreshing, because who knows what new lows await us!"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic reverse climb to success! 🧗‍♂️ Starting from the bottom and heading down? That's certainly one way to keep life interesting! 😂"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

  Commentary:
  "Spending all day cleaning the house is like sending a message to your roommates: 'This is a museum now, so please only touch the furniture with your mind.' 🧹✨ #CleanlinessIsNextToSolitude"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

  Commentary:
  "Slow and steady wins the race…unless you're just aiming to be a little above the bottom! 😄🐢 Keep on climbing that ladder of success, one small step at a time! 🌟 #ProgressIsProgress"

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