Funny quotes breaking

12 Funny breaking quotes

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

1 month ago

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

2 months ago

Breaking news is really breaking me.

2 months ago

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

3 months ago

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

3 months ago

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

3 months ago

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

3 months ago

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

3 months ago

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

3 months ago

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

3 months ago

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

3 months ago

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

3 months ago