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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Just shared via Reddit:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Trending via YouTube:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Trending via Twitch:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Breaking via Twitch:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, β€œI can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ͺ has copied:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Just landed via Instagram:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Broadcasted on X:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Wolves should really raise more people.

Just shared via Twitch:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Trending via TikTok:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Going viral on Threads:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Trending via LinkedIn:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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