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- Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.
- Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!
- Calling the police when someone unfollows.
- Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.
- Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.
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- Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.
- Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!
- Calling the police when someone unfollows.
- Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.
- Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.
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