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Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Making waves on Messenger:

Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

Going viral on Slack:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Shared recently on X:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Just shared via Twitch:

How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

Freshly posted on X:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

Spotted on Facebook:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Just landed via Discord:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Funny cave quotes

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67 shares on Discord this month:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

28 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Just landed via Twitch:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Shared recently on Threads:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My life coach traded me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Spotted on Telegram:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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