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Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,616

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Making waves on WeChat:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Going viral on Facebook:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Breaking via YouTube:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Making waves on Threads:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Going viral on Instagram:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Live now on Reddit:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

57 shares on YouTube this month:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

18 shares on X this month:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

29 shares on WeChat this month:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,656

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Spotted on Reddit:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Going bananas on X:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Going bananas on Twitch:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Spotted on YouTube:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Making waves on TikTok:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Breaking via Telegram:

Everyone is getting idioter.

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