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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

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Breaking via TikTok:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Reported on Twitch:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Just shared via YouTube:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Going viral on Messenger:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Spotted on WeChat:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Trending via Facebook:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Just landed via TikTok:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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$Funny cherry quotes - Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.$

5 months ago
Share →: Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Commentary:
Looks like someone is eagerly prepping for a fruity math challenge 🍒➕🍒➕🍒➕🍒= 😂 Maybe you'll end up with a cherry pie instead of a solution!
6 months ago
Share →: Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Commentary:
🍒 “Ah, the classic ‘subtle’ way to confirm if your lip balm is on point or if you’ve been enjoying too many cherry-flavored snacks! No need for a taste test, just ask a friend – or risk confusing the next person you chat with!” 😉👄

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Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Just landed via Discord:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Just shared via Telegram:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Trending via Twitch:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Just landed via Facebook:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Shared recently on Reddit:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Live now on Facebook:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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