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When the font is so fancy you're wondering if it's a starter, main course, or dessert! 🍽️🤔🖋️
346 Funny conversation quotes
My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.
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Looks like my bank account and I are giving each other the silent treatment until payday 🤐💸
I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.
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When my inner voice decides to pick a fight, I end up giving the silent treatment to the air. 😤🗣️💭
Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.
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Looks like your plot thickens more than the actual books 📚😂
My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”
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Sounds like selective hearing is a marital superpower! 👂😅🔊
I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.
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Sounds like a yap-tastic time! 🐶🎤 Let's yap it up together! 😂
“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?
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Tell him to practice some good questions, like asking for the Wi-Fi password! 😂📶
I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.
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Strangers: the surprise piñatas of perspective shifts 🎉🤔✨
My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.
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Guess I'm fluent in the language of thoughtful silence! 🤐😂
For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.
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Alexa's cousin: the ultimate selective hearing expert! 🤐👂😂