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Looks like your friend got stuck in a linguistic lemonade stand trying to find a rhyme for orange! 🍊🤣 It's a tough one, but at least you were on hand to serve up some wordplay!
298 Funny conversation quotes
I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the mo…
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Ah, the art of awkward conversation mastery! 🙈😂 It's like turning every chat into a cringe-worthy masterpiece, leaving everyone with no choice but to resort to the classic "so yeah…" 🤷♂️ Keep those awkward moments coming, because life is just too short for boring small talk! 😜✨ #AwkwardConvoPro
Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waf…
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Oh, who needs sweet nothings when you've got syrupy waffles! 🥞🥓 Take it from maple to mouthwatering with this breakfast talk that's sure to leave you craving more than just pancakes… or maybe not. 😉
Who knew breakfast could be so steamy? Just imagine the sizzle of bacon, the crispiness of waffles, and the ooey-gooey goodness of maple syrup drizzling down… It's a breakfast love story waiting to happen!
Speaker phone in public should be illegal.
The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to prono…
Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.
Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than y…
Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awe…
Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyon…
