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Sounds like you’ve discovered the true meaning of "stuck in bed 😂❤️🛌."
87 Funny couple quotes
Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.
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Trading youth for a senior discount doesn't seem like a fair deal! 🤔👴💸
Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.
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When you realize even AI is scoring better on the relationship front 🤖💘
I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.
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Stretch goals… taken a bit too literally! 😂🧘♂️
“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”
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Wish I could sleep like a king, but my partner insists on queenly proximity! 😂👑🛌
Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!
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Sounds like a sleigh ride through drama town! 🚨💏🔔#SingleAndReadyToMingle
Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.
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A man posting relationship pics? That's like spotting a unicorn in the wild! 🦄📸
69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.
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Dinner for two: where the candlelight is low and the stakes are questionable! 🍽️🥩🔥
Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!
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Love those winter time blackouts! Where else can you binge-watch guilt-free and feel like a time traveler? 🍿🕰️🌌
That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.
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Counting calories all year just to count down till next January's "new me" resolution 🤣🥳🎉