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  • Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

    Commentary:
    “Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship? 🍷🤔 Maybe love really is like a fine wine, better with a little buzz 😂🍇 #RelationshipReflections”

  • I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘plot twist’ moment in a romantic comedy… or is it a horror movie?! 👀🎬 Here’s to finding ‘the one’ who doesn’t ghost you faster than a magician makes a rabbit disappear! 🎩🐇✨”

  • There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a relationship when you have a face that can charm even the toughest critics? 😏✨ #SingleAndSlayingIt #FaceOfFlawless”

  • Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

    Commentary:
    “Are you bad wifi? Because I’m getting a strong signal.. of disinterest 😂📶 #NoConnection”

  • I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the elusive 8th or 10th choice – the ninja of choices, silently waiting in the shadows to strike when least expected! 🦸‍♂️ Don’t worry, sometimes being the underdog has its perks. Embrace your inner MVP of the 8th and 10th choices! 🥇”

  • 50 shades of single.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the classic tale of a rainbow of options, all neatly encompassed in a single shade of solitude! 🌈😄 Embrace the freedom that comes with being the artist painting your own canvas of love and laughter! 💁‍♂️🎨 Who needs 50 shades when you’re mastering the art of solo living like a pro? 😎 #SingleAndSlayingIt

  • It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

    Commentary:
    “Keep calm and play hard to get… Wait, that didn’t work – I’m already hard to want! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I should try playing easy to get instead? 🤣 #DatingDilemmas”

  • 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

    Commentary:
    “Out of 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, and 7 seas, the true enigma remains: How am I still single amidst 8 billion people?! 🌍🏝️🌊😂 #SingleLife”

  • Are you a software update, because not now!

    Commentary:
    “Are you a software update, because not now! 💻🚫 Looks like this user is not ready for an upgrade…or maybe just needs a break from all the ‘improvements’! 😂 #TechTroubles”

  • I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs love when you can have memes? 🤣❤️ Let’s find you someone who will appreciate your quality meme browsing skills as much as you do! 😂👀”

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