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"The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. It's like battling White Walkers in a boardroom setting. Winter is coming…to my to-do list. βοΈπ #GameOfMeetings"
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Oh, the struggles of parenting! π€ͺπ It's like trying to solve a riddle every time they ask, right? Time becomes a mere concept when you have little ones around. Just tell them it's "Today" and leave it at that! π #ParentingProblems -
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"Today marks the start of my youngest's academic journey! ππ I shed a tear (or two) as he embarked on his kindergarten adventure, but let's be real – I cried mostly for his teachers who now have to deal with his boundless energy and endless questions! π€£πβοΈ #TeacherAppreciation" -
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"Remember, a diamond is forever… but so is your teen's grudge collection! ππ Keep a glowing collection of both, because you never know when you might need to trade one for the other! βοΈπ"
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