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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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