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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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Staying weird for my own sanity.

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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26 Funny dentist quotes

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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