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"Decisions, decisions! The eternal struggle between the angel on your shoulder (healthy food) and the devil on the other (Chinese food or pizza) π₯ππ. Looks like tonight, the battle of the taste buds will be epic! Bon appΓ©tit with a side of inner conflict ππ½οΈ!"
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- My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.
- I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now Iβm trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.
- Iβm going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.
- My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.
- Life hack: you donβt need salt if you just cry into your dinner.
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"Ah, the sweet taste of rebellion! π¦π Who knew that dinner time rules were meant to be broken? If only we could whisper to our younger selves: 'Forget the veggies, go straight for the sprinkles!' π #IceCreamRevolution"
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- The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. Thatβs it.
- My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they donβt like dinner.
- βWhatβs something youβd tell your younger self?β You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.
- Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.
- Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”
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