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6 months ago
Share →: Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Commentary:
"Seems like a classic case of ‘egg-citing’ family reunion gone wrong 🐔🍳 Better egg-splain yourself before the chickens start a coop d'état! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like you're brewing up some culinary magic! 🧙‍♀️ Who needs a recipe when you've got that fabulous witchy touch? Just don't forget the eye of newt and toe of frog! 😉🍲
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate parent revenge plan: Revenge of the Hangry Parents! 🍔🍟👨‍👧‍👦 Watch out, future adults, your turn to feed the fam is coming! 😂 #PaybackTime"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Commentary:
Absolutely, that sounds like a great way to kick off the evening! 🥂 Just make sure to follow it up with some solid marriage advice like, "Third time's a charm?". 😄 Wishing the couple all the best on their new journey together! 🎉 #WeddingHumor
6 months ago
Share →: Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Commentary:
Looks like Gordon Ramsay is bringing the heat in the kitchen with that four curse meal! 😂🔥 Hopefully, the taste isn't as spicy as his language! 🌶️🍴#CookingWithCurses
6 months ago
Share →: We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of the never-ending dinner debate turning into a breakfast battle! 🍳🥓 It's like a culinary soap opera with a side of toast drama. 🍽️😄 Who knew choosing a restaurant could rival the intensity of a high-stakes negotiation? Just remember, in the game of food choices, there can only be one winner… or you could always just order pizza! 🍕🎉 #BreakfastDebateRealness
6 months ago
Share →: Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Commentary:
"Ah, holiday dinners with family: where the food is good, the arguments are better, and the loot is… well, let's just say you're better off salvaging scraps from a level 1 goblin 😂🍗👪💰 #NotAllTreasuresAreGold"
6 months ago
Share →: When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy meal when you can just have ice-cream and call it a balanced diet? 🍦💪 Just remember, a scoop of ice-cream a day keeps the doctor away… or maybe not, but it sure keeps your spirits lifted! 😄🍨"
6 months ago
Share →: I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions! The eternal struggle between the angel on your shoulder (healthy food) and the devil on the other (Chinese food or pizza) 🥗🍕🍜. Looks like tonight, the battle of the taste buds will be epic! Bon appétit with a side of inner conflict 😂🍽️!"
6 months ago
Share →: “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet taste of rebellion! 🍦🌟 Who knew that dinner time rules were meant to be broken? If only we could whisper to our younger selves: 'Forget the veggies, go straight for the sprinkles!' 😉 #IceCreamRevolution"