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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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