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- I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store peopleโs phone numbers is doing now.
- There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.
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- I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store peopleโs phone numbers is doing now.
- Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.
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- I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.
- I was actually doing so well until your email found me.
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