16 Funny doors quotes

• I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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  2 months ago

  always, am, confirm, confirmation, door, doors, dumb, humor, i, pull, push, self-deprecation, three, times

• If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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  2 months ago

  again, close, door, doors, humor, just, logic, open, work

• There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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  2 months ago

  Amazon, away, being, childhood, days, delivery, different, doors, driver, game, humor, knocking, names, play, running, used

• I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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  3 months ago

  age, aging, am, annoyance, being, door, doors, humor, i, left, light, lights, loud, noise, noises, open, people, where

• A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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  4 months ago

  ass, both, door, doors, flirtation, flower, flowers, gentleman, hair, humor, man, relationship, soulmate

• When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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  4 months ago

  documentary, door, doors, going, humor, lock, locked, locked door, mystery, night, oh, old, old person, person, small, small town, start, storytelling, town

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