17 Funny doors quotes

• My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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• I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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• If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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• There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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• I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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• A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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• When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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