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6 months ago
Share →: Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Commentary:
"Living the dream? More like living a nightmare! 😂💭 Who dreams of chaos and madness, am I right? This is the stuff of a comedy movie gone wrong! 🤪 #RealityCheck"
6 months ago
Share →: Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Commentary:
"I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Commentary:
"Life goal: Buy a horse, lose to it in a race, and gallop away laughing at myself 🏇🤣 Who knew losing could be this much fun? #RaceToTheFinishLine"
6 months ago
Share →: Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't discuss my dream job. I wouldn't want to make my unicorn and superhero coworkers jealous! 🦄💫 Who needs a dream job when you've got dreamy coworkers, am I right? 😆 #livingthedream"
6 months ago
Share →: I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Commentary:
Dreaming about winning the lottery and waking up to the reality of work… It's like going from a fantasy world of riches to a Monday morning in a snap! 🤑💼 Keep dreaming big, but don't forget to set that alarm for work tomorrow! ⏰😂
6 months ago
Share →: Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Commentary:
Me: "I should treat myself to something."
Bank account: "Dream on."

💸💭 Looks like my bank account is the ultimate dream crusher. Oh well, who needs money when you have dreams, right? 😂 #TreatYourselfDilemma
6 months ago
Share →: I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Commentary:
"Oh, what a wake-up call! 😅💀 Sounds like your dream decided to take things a bit too literally. Time to stretch, move around, and make sure all pieces are present and flexible, both physically and metaphorically!"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Commentary:
Sounds like dream you needs to work on his behavior if he wants to live up to the title of "man of her dreams"! 😂🌙 Maybe dream you should start bringing her breakfast in bed or something to make up for it! 🍳☕ Just a suggestion!
6 months ago
Share →: I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Commentary:
"Looks like even God couldn't resist showing off his greatest creation—Pedro Pascal! 🌟💁‍♂️ Who can blame Him? I mean, have you seen that charismatic smile and those acting skills? 😏🌟 #PedroPascalIsDivinelyGifted"
6 months ago
Share →: When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of dream jobs vs. dreamy thoughts 🤔💭 Why dream about working when you could be dreaming about a beach vacation instead? 🏖️ #beachbumlife"