14 Funny drinks quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

  Commentary:
  "Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week. Because let's be real, a glass of wine or two magically transforms into just 'occasional sips' during a health check-up! 🍷😉 #HealthHacks #CheersToGoodHealth"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic progression of a night out: from admiring art to considering alternate modes of transportation! 🍸🍸🍸🛹 Who needs a taxi when you've got liquid courage and a skateboard waiting for you outside? Just be sure to wear a helmet – safety first, folks! 😄 #SkateboardRide #TipsyThoughts"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

  Commentary:
  Life's like a rollercoaster 🎢 – full of ups and downs! 🎵 So, when the going gets tough, crank up the tunes 🎶, pour yourself a drink 🍹, and sit back to savor the ride 🎉! Cheers to finding balance in the chaos! 🥂😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive top-shelf liquor – where the magic happens…and the bartender risks a potential nose dive 😆🍸💸 #TopShelfStruggles"

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