16 funny environment quotes - Wordgag ツ

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Feb 3, 2026

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Feb 2, 2026

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Feb 1, 2026

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Jan 31, 2026

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Jan 31, 2026

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Jan 31, 2026

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Jan 31, 2026

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Jan 29, 2026

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Jan 23, 2026

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Jan 23, 2026

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Jan 23, 2026

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Jan 22, 2026

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Jan 21, 2026

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Jan 21, 2026

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Jan 20, 2026

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

Jan 19, 2026