15 Funny environment quotes

• Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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  advice, comparison, environment, grass, greener, humor, maybe, mess, over, perspective

• Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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  conservation, cut, ecological, environment, humans, humor, irony, nature, only, paper, paradox, sarcasm, save, trees

• The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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  closer, environment, humor, idiots, nature, outdoors, sarcasm, wilderness

• If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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  advice, environment, flush, health, humor, medicine, pharmacy, pills, swallow, toilet, too, toxic, toxicity

• GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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  conservation, environment, gaming, GTA6, humor, restoration, satire, should, streams, wetland, work

• The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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  admit, change, climate, environment, going, humor, irony, issue, nothing, problem, solution

• I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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  after, bed, creature, environment, humor, i, kid, kids, living, living creature, okay, parenting, procrastination, saw, spider, survive, tired, too, under

• I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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  conservation, dicaprio, environment, future, future generation, generation, generations, girlfriend, humor, i, leonardo, Leonardo DiCaprio, relationship, save, trying

• We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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  car, cars, conservation, day, electric, electric car, environment, humor, i, nobody, planet, responsibility, row, unplug

• Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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  employment, environment, great, honesty, humor, interview, job, job interview, lie, lying, sarcasm, work, work environment, workplace

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