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Funny environment quotes

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

3 months ago

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

3 months ago

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

3 months ago

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

3 months ago

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

3 months ago

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

3 months ago

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

3 months ago

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

3 months ago

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

3 months ago