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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.
If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.
GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.
Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.
I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Commentary:
"Going on a nature retreat to escape the real wildlife! 🌲🙉🌿"
3 weeks ago
Share →: If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Commentary:
"Right?! If they can't handle pipes, how are my intestines supposed to handle them?! 🤯💊🚽😂"
1 month ago
Share →: GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Commentary:
"Can't wait to unlock the 'Eco Warrior' side mission: Save the planet one pixel at a time! 🚗🌿🌍 #GTA6GreenThumb"
2 months ago
Share →: The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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Oh, so the climate has to go through the stages of denial first, huh? 🌍🤦‍♂️ Well, we better start prepping for some climate therapy sessions then! 💨🌿 Let's hope Mother Nature is a good listener! 😜
5 months ago
Share →: I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Looks like the spider unknowingly signed up for a tiny adventure in the "under the bed wilderness" 🕷️🏞️. At least it won't be lacking in excitement! Just call your kid's room a natural habitat and you've got yourself a mini ecosystem right there 😂.
5 months ago
Share →: I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Commentary:
🌿♻️ Leonardo DiCaprio's eco-friendly efforts are not just for Mother Earth, but possibly to secure potential dating options for the future! 🌎💚 Who knows, maybe he's hoping to impress some environmentally conscious prospects with his environmental activism! 😉 #EcoFriendlyLoveGoals
5 months ago
Share →: We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Commentary:
"Doing your part for the planet, one unplug at a time! Who knew saving the environment could be so easy? 🌏⚡️😂 #EnvironmentalHero"
5 months ago
Share →: Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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"Remember, in the world of job interviews, it's a game of give and take! 🤥💼 Don't be afraid to put your acting skills to the test just like they are 😉 #JobInterviewTactics"
5 months ago
Share →: Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Commentary:
"Kim Kardashian planning to have her ashes scattered at sea? 🌊 Talk about blending in seamlessly with the plastic! ♻️ Maybe she'll finally have that oceanfront property she always wanted. 🏝️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Commentary:
"Happy Earth Day! 🌍🎉 Who knew getting older could make you so hot? 🔥😉 Here's to Earth staying forever young in our hearts (even if it keeps heating up!) 😄 #AgelessBeauty #PlanetGoals"