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Twice the fun, double the confusion! 🤔😂❤️
395 Funny every quotes
Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.
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Trying to order a "ppppizza" just turned into the longest siege of my life 🍕😂🗣️
I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.
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Confidence is clearly on a weight-loss program whenever my math homework is involved! 📝💪😂
I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
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That's one way to keep us practicing our discovery skills! 📺🔍🤣
The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.
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Sounds like my daily quest for coffee, but with less XP. ☕😅🏡
Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.
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When even your mornings are doing a stand-up routine 🤣☕😴
Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.
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Feeling edgy? Just browsing the web – it's like dipping your toes into the chaos pool! 🔥😂📱
Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.
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Starting a game of Hangman with my contacts—he's got only two vowels left before he vanishes! 😂✌️🔡
Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.
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Who knew being my own chef would make me a master at converting hours into cents! 🍳⏳💰
This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.
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"Just in case of a high-noon showdown with the reflection sheriff! 🤠🔫😆"