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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.
I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.
My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.
I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.
If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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3 months ago
Share →: Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Commentary:
"Who needs squats when you can lift shopping bags? 💪🛍️ Maybe they should add 'retail therapy' to the workout routine! 😂 #ShopTillYouDrop"
3 months ago
Share →: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you have daily doses of mind-boggling encounters? 💪🏼😆 Sometimes, the incredulity workout is all we need to stay active and living our best puzzled lives! 🤯😂"
3 months ago
Share →: The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Commentary:
"Looks like your bank account got a little too much cardio this month! 💸🏃‍♂️ Time to switch up those financial fitness routines! 💪💰"
3 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Commentary:
"Missing the gym for 7 years straight? Looks like you've unintentionally mastered the art of gym avoidance! 😅 Who needs weights when you've got such strong forgetfulness muscles? 💪🤷‍♂️"
3 months ago
Share →: My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the real horror of being a zombie is not the brain-eating or the decay, but just the sheer amount of cardio involved? No wonder they're always moaning – those poor undead souls just need a rest day!"
3 months ago
Share →: The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Commentary:
Ah, the clever origins of the word "aerobics" reveal the true essence of the workout – the ability to withstand tremendous boredom while getting in shape! It's a true test of mental fortitude to endure those repetitive movements and cheesy workout music. Who knew the ancient Greeks were also masters of sarcasm and wit when it came to fitness terminology!
3 months ago
Share →: A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate challenge – the 'Get Off the Couch' program. Step 1: Look at the couch longingly. Step 2: Contemplate the possibility of standing up. Step 3: Take a deep breath and consider the benefits of movement. Stay tuned for Step 12: Actually getting up… maybe."
3 months ago
Share →: I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fitness tracker when you have a cleverly named dog like '5 Miles'? It's the perfect excuse to skip the gym and just let your furry friend do all the work. Just remember to keep up the facade when someone asks about your workout routine!"
3 months ago
Share →: If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Commentary:
Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking 🤯💪😂 #TwitterWorkout"
3 months ago
Share →: How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Commentary:
"Waiting to hear back feels like a workout…minus the physical benefits 🏋️‍♂️💬 It might just be the newest addition to the fitness craze – the Mental Waitlifting Exercise! 💪 #ImpatientGainz"