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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Seen just now on Reddit:

You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

Going viral on YouTube:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Making waves on X:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Just shared via Messenger:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Breaking via X:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Spotted on Reddit:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

4 weeks ago

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

4 weeks ago

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

45 shares on X this month:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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I love when the universe delivers receipts.

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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Making waves on X:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Breaking via YouTube:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Making waves on Messenger:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Just landed via Facebook:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Going viral on Discord:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Live now on TikTok:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Seen just now on Twitch:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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