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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

3 months ago

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

3 months ago

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

3 months ago

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

3 months ago

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

3 months ago

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

3 months ago

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

3 months ago

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

3 months ago

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

3 months ago

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

3 months ago

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

3 months ago

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

3 months ago

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

3 months ago

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

3 months ago

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

3 months ago

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

3 months ago

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

3 months ago

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

3 months ago

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

3 months ago

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

3 months ago