Funny fair quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

  Commentary:
  "When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

  Commentary:
  "Catch 'em all… covered in batter! 🍢😂 #PikachuPops"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

  Commentary:
  "Let's be real, if you're gonna set something on fire, might as well make sure it's contained in a dumpster, right? 🗑️🔥 Safety first, folks! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic origin story of every shopaholic! Who knew that the innocent school book fair would be the gateway to a lifelong struggle with unnecessary purchases? 🛍️💸 Just imagine the classroom vibes turning into a shopaholic's paradise. Be warned, folks, those book fairs are a slippery slope into a world of impulse buys and overflowing closets! 😂 #ShopaholicInTraining"

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