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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡² has bookmarked:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ͺ has copied:

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said β€œhello” like a goddam daredevil.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡· has shared:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Just landed via X:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Spotted on Instagram:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Reported on Facebook:

Every Reddit relationship post is like β€œMy husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Spotted on X:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Just shared via Reddit:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Trending via Telegram:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Trending via Messenger:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡° has viewed:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί has bookmarked:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡± has shared:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡· has downloaded:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ has copied:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ has viewed:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Live now on X:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Spotted on TikTok:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Just landed via Facebook:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Live now on X:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Shared recently on Discord:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Spotted on Facebook:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Just landed via Twitch:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Spotted on Slack:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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