Funny fair quotes

• If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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  20 seconds ago

  activity, deep, deep fried, fair, food, fried, fun, fun activity, humor, novelty, Pokémon, real, satire, state, stick

• To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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  2 days ago

  absurdity, context, dumpster, fair, fire, humor, irony, places, safety

• My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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  2 days ago

  addiction, book, book fair, buying, childhood, fair, humor, i, need, nostalgia, school, spending, things, unnecessary

• It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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  2 weeks ago

  appearance, attractive, attractive person, fair, good, humor, jealousy, people, person, skill, talent, things, unfair

• I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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  1 month ago

  12, animal, childhood, cow, debt, fair, finger, funny memory, gesture, humor, i, karmic, karmic debt, memory, middle, middle finger, state, state fair, still, time

• “I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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  2 months ago

  apple, Apple Music, called, consumerism, disgusted, ethical, ethical consumerism, fair, fair trade, humor, i, mom-and-pop, music, music platform, platform, sarcasm, service, Spotify, still, streaming, streaming service, trade

• You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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  3 months ago

  anything, book, boredom, bro, childhood, fair, feel, feelings, humor, i, me, nostalgia, scholastic, Scholastic Book Fair

• Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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  3 months ago

  back, cowgirl, dating, fair, gang, gang signs, humor, joke, perspective, playful, position, reverse, reverse cowgirl, seeing, sex, sex position, sexy, signs, t, throwing, trade, view, why

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