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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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Share →: I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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"Clearly, I'm no Sleeping Beauty! 😴👸 Who needs a fairytale when you can have dark circles and coffee instead? ☕️😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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"🍎🔮 Looking to order some 'enchanted' apples, are we? Just be careful, you wouldn't want any unexpected side effects! 🧙‍♀️😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Oh, if only Little Red Riding Hood's grandma knew she'd become a topic of discussion 🧐👵🏼 Was she rocking a stylish red cape too, or perhaps knitting socks for the Big Bad Wolf? 🐺 Either way, I'm sure she was quite the character! 😂 #GrandmaGoals
6 months ago
Share →: The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Commentary:
"Ah, fairy tales… where princes are always the epitome of perfection – intelligent, charming, and conveniently single! 🤴🏼✨ Forget happily ever after, I'm still waiting for my fairy godmother to conjure up such a prince in real life! 😄🌟"
6 months ago
Share →: Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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"Watch out, kiddos! That tooth money might lead you down a dark path to becoming a tooth mafia boss 😂💸💰 Just remember, no tooth is worth selling your molars for! 🦷🚫 #ToothFairyGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of choosing between which tiara to wear and which royal event to attend next 👑💃 Who knew ruling a kingdom could be so tiring? Just imagine the stress of having to wave and smile all day! Maybe it's time for a royal nap, Your Highness! 💤👸 #royalprobs"

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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I would like even faster food.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Live now on Instagram:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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