15 Funny fairy quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

  Commentary:
  "🍎🔮 Looking to order some 'enchanted' apples, are we? Just be careful, you wouldn't want any unexpected side effects! 🧙‍♀️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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  Oh, if only Little Red Riding Hood's grandma knew she'd become a topic of discussion 🧐👵🏼 Was she rocking a stylish red cape too, or perhaps knitting socks for the Big Bad Wolf? 🐺 Either way, I'm sure she was quite the character! 😂 #GrandmaGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, fairy tales… where princes are always the epitome of perfection – intelligent, charming, and conveniently single! 🤴🏼✨ Forget happily ever after, I'm still waiting for my fairy godmother to conjure up such a prince in real life! 😄🌟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, kiddos! That tooth money might lead you down a dark path to becoming a tooth mafia boss 😂💸💰 Just remember, no tooth is worth selling your molars for! 🦷🚫 #ToothFairyGoneWrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggles of choosing between which tiara to wear and which royal event to attend next 👑💃 Who knew ruling a kingdom could be so tiring? Just imagine the stress of having to wave and smile all day! Maybe it's time for a royal nap, Your Highness! 💤👸 #royalprobs"

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