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When someone asks how you’re doing and you respond with "I’m fine" while your leg is having its own NASCAR race under the table 🦵💨 #SpeedDemon #CantStopWontStop
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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the mo…
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Well, at least someone is keeping their cool in the chaos! 🐒🔥 Politics these days feel like a hilarious yet slightly terrifying circus act, with the monkey being the unexpected voice of reason. Let's hope they have some extra bananas to share with the rest of the performers! 🍌🤡 #PoliticsGoneWild
Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of e…
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"Ah yes, the classic strategy of relying on the universe to align itself perfectly to solve all your problems. 🤷♂️ Just sit back, sip some tea, and wait for that impossible sequence of events to sweep you off your feet. Who needs a plan when you have cosmic chaos on your side? 🌌✨ #JustTrustTheUniverse"
‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the…
Another fine day ruined by waking up.
Mornings would be fine if they started later.
Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid…
Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into think…
Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t w…
