Funny fitting quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

  Commentary:
  "When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'fitting in at all costs' vibe. Some say 'fight or flight,' but this person goes with 'bite or jest.' 🧛‍♂️😄 Keep calm and stay true to yourself, even if it means dodging a playful nibble!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever named them 'fitting rooms' clearly hasn't experienced the struggle of trying on clothes that refuse to cooperate! 🙄 Maybe we should rename them 'misfitting rooms' or 'hopes-and-squeezes' instead! 😂🛍️ #FashionFails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

  Commentary:
  👽🎬🛸 "When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! 🌍😱 Let's hope their invasion is more 'E.T.' than 'Independence Day' – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! 👾🎥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic 'Will I ever escape this piece of clothing?' dilemma – the struggle is real, my friend! 🙈 Always remember, fashion may be tricky to put on, but getting out of it is a whole different story! 💃😄"

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