Commentary:
Oh, the savagery! 🙈🤣 Looks like someone's sense of humor is as sharp as their memory! 🧠🤭 Just imagine the hilarity of selective amnesia in social situations! 😆👀 #Burnnnnn 🔥
101 Funny forget quotes
Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.
Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you can just tag them yourself? 🎯💥 Let's make unfriending even more satisfying! 😂 #TaggingEnemies"
Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.
Commentary:
Oh, the irony of it all! 🙈🦠 It’s a true testament to the unpredictable nature of celebrity endorsements – who knew our fave celebs would turn to cartoon monkeys in times of crisis? 🐒💁♂️ Remember, sometimes even the biggest stars make questionable choices while navigating through uncertain times! #PandemicPloys 🌟
I forgot how to panic. Help!
Commentary:
"Looks like someone misplaced their panic button! 🚨 Maybe it's hiding out with your lost keys and missing socks? Don't worry, I'll help you find it… right after we check under the sofa cushions for your sanity! 🛋️😜"
I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.
Commentary:
When your data usage has Secret Service on speed dial 📞😂🚨
Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).
Commentary:
Attempting memory wipe in 3… 2… 1… Oops, I seem to have forgotten why I walked into this room instead! 🤔😂🚪
Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.
Commentary:
Grocery lists are like boomerangs; mine just never come back! 🍌📝🛒
I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.
Commentary:
Haha, second round of arguing: now with director's commentary and bonus content! 🎬🗣️😂
Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.
Commentary:
Brain's got the latest software update but the memory chip keeps glitching! 🤯🔄😂
Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.
Commentary:
Guess I better start saving up for a digital banana! 🍌🙈