30 Funny freedom quotes

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

There's nothing better than knowing that you don't have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Being single: When you don't have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025