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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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Dec 12, 2025

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Going viral on Twitch:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Going viral on Instagram:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Spotted on Reddit:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Trending via Reddit:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Live now on X:

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

1 month ago
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Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

3 months ago
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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

4 months ago
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“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

4 months ago
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Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

5 months ago
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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

5 months ago
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Dec 12, 2025

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Just landed via Discord:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Making waves on Pinterest:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Shared recently on X:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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