80 Funny funny situation quotes

• How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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• Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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• A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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  dad, funny situation, humor, lineup, police, recognition, situation, sneeze

• Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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• My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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• That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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• I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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• My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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• Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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• Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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