Funny global quotes

• And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

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  3 days ago

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• Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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  2 months ago

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• If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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  2 months ago

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• The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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  2 months ago

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