23 Funny goal quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the gym when you can just dazzle the audience with some magic tricks? 🎩✨🔮 Also, if you ever need a shortcut to shedding those extra pounds, just grab a magician! 🎩🔪💫"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

  Commentary:
  "When you show someone the year they can retire, it's like forcing them to gaze into the abyss of adulthood and mortality 😱💸💼 Retirement age: the scariest bedtime story ever told!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

  Commentary:
  🍔🔥 "My goal was to rock that bikini this summer, but alas, the alluring sizzle of the barbecue proved to be a formidable opponent. Can’t resist the aroma of grilled goodness! Looks like my summer body will have to wait… Pass me the BBQ sauce! 😅👙"

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