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Eye-rolling champions in perfect harmony! 👀🎻👫
35 Funny goal quotes
Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.
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Chasing the dream since the playground days! 🏖️😴 #RetirementGoals
My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.
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Unlocking my inner five-year-old… just need to find my superhero cape and a lifetime supply of cookies! 🍪🦸♂️✨
When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
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And I used to resist my future life goals… guess I peaked in kindergarten! 😴🏡🍏🌙
Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.
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Summer goals evolving like Pokémon! 🍦🎉 Who needs a job when you have mint chocolate chip to conquer? 😄
I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.
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"When life gives you grapefruits, swap them for pancakes! 🥞😂 #GrapefruitGoals #TeamPancakes"
Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.
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"Sounds like the meeting agenda I'd actually show up for! 🤣🥿✈️ #MultitaskingMasters"
My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.
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"Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"
My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
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😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"
The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.
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Looks like the real luxury isn't in the handbags, but in planting roots and expanding horizons! 🌱🏞️ Because when it comes to wealth, the best designer is a sprawling piece of land—hoops of gold not included. 💰🌍😉