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Trying to adult like a pro, but life keeps offering plot twists I didn't sign up for! 🤪🎢
113 Funny got quotes
Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.
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Mornings need a secret coffee break just to handle the upcoming chaos! ☕🤣
I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.
Commentary:
"Guess I peaked with my comedy career at 10 likes 😂✨ #StandUpLegend"
I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?
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Toddlers dropping F-bombs like it's a toy they found on the floor 😂🧸#BadButHilarious
Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
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When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”
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If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬
Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.
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When even my phone wants to chat about viruses instead of playing the video 🤦♂️😂📱🔍
We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.
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Guess it's time to make some billionaire jam! 🥄😜🍇
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?
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Getting that spark back hits different! 🔥✨ Depression: 0, Me: 1! 😎✌️
I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.
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Dropping diss tracks at work: making audits lyrical and office beefs chart-toppers! 🎤😄 #WatchOutDebbie