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grocery shopping
Funny grocery shopping quotes
Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.
1 month ago
One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.
3 months ago
Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.
3 months ago
Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?
3 months ago
I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.
3 months ago