Funny grocery shopping quotes

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025