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"BRB, upgrading my brain software. Please hold while I process your opinion! 🧠🔄😂"
38 Funny growing quotes
Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we h…
I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.
My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.
Commentary:
Looks like your plant had one too many watering sessions! 🍹🌿 Maybe it's just trying to take a different path in life. Who knew plants could be rebels too? 😉 #DrunkPlantTroubles
No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you…
Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.
This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze t…
A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing wh…
Commentary:
Ah, the great mystery of aging – accumulating keys that unlock doors to unknown realms like lost treasures or secret hideouts 🗝️🚪 Who knows, maybe one day you'll stumble upon a portal to the fountain of eternal youth hidden amongst the clutter of your key ring! 🗝️🌟 Just be careful not to lock yourself out of the present in your quest for unlocking the past 😄🔓 #KeyToTheFuture #ForeverYoungKeys
