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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

3 months ago

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

3 months ago

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

3 months ago

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

3 months ago

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

3 months ago

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

3 months ago