42 Funny growing quotes

• “Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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  2 months ago

  12, adolescence, age, bro, everything, frustration, growing, growing up, humor, i, life, life struggle, nothing, okay, sarcasm, struggle, turned

• Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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  addiction, expensive, food, food humor, growing, here, humor, i, ketchup, lifestyle, me, money, obsession, relatable, ruin, think

• Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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  2 months ago

  bandwidth, boundary, busy, evolution, growing, growth, health, humor, independence, man, mental, mental health, neural, neural pathway, new, opinion, pathway, personal, personal growth, sarcasm, self-care, sorry, space, strangers, too

• Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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  2 months ago

  bad, car, cars, growing, growing up, humor, life, manual, me, nostalgia, please, roll, struggle, technology, tell, Windows

• I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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  2 months ago

  growing, growth, hair, hangout, humor, isolation, me, mullet, style, want

• My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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  2 months ago

  direction, drunk, gardening, growing, humor, nature, plant, silliness

• No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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  2 months ago

  age, app, changes, check, checking, growing, growing up, humor, life, life changes, older, technology, weather

• Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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  2 months ago

  adult, choice, done, ever, growing, growing up, humor, life, life choice, responsibility, sarcasm, thing, worst, worst thing

• This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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  adulthood, brochure, expectations, growing, growing up, humor, irony, life, reality

• One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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  age, carefree, day, growing, growing up, hard, humor, hurt, neck, next, pain, sneeze, too, young, youth

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