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Guess that explains why I'm grumpy before coffee! 😂👹☕️
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It’s gotten to the point where the aliens have stopped laughing at us and are all looking at each other like, holy shit, should we do something?
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I'm starting to think the aliens finally figured out that their "Earth Reality Show" is way too unscripted! 👽😂
The second you put your headphones on, suddenly everybody has something important to say to you.
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When you become everyone's favorite chat buddy the moment you press play 😂🎧💬
You are allowed to have ice cream five times a week during the months of July and August, and it’s actually good for your health, according to science.
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I'm going to start my own scientific study on ice cream health benefits—leading by example all summer long! 🍦🔬😄
They should make a post-university coming-of-age movie so I can know what to do in life.
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When do we get the sequel titled "Navigating Adulthood: The Lost Years"? 🤔🎓🍿
The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to Palantir.
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Just when you thought only Santa was watching…😳🎅 Now the urinals are in on the action! 🕵️♂️🚽
Going outside costs $100 these days.
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Why go outside when you can explore the wilderness of your living room for free? 🏞️💸😄
I wish Spotify had a “songs you forgot about for some weird reason, but trust me, you still love them” button.
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Press that button and get ready for a nostalgic dance party with your long-lost music loves! 🎶🕺💃
Y’all seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man.
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"Time to question the man-u-script! 🤔😂"
Job market is like: Do you want to train AI or be unemployed?
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Guess I'll just train my cat to code and call it AI development! 🐱🤖😂