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Finally, subtitles that don't treat my ears like they're playing a never-ending game of telephone! 🎉👂😂
5670 Funny i quotes
I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.
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Why stop at orc? Add some Red Bull and become a full raid boss! 🧃🐉
Can I come over and figure you out?
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Mind if I bring a map and a compass? 🗺️🧭🔍
Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.
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Skipping broccoli for the abs project, because who needs kale when you’ve got mirror motivation? 🍫🏋️♂️🙈
I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.
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Is it cake? Or just a crunchy existential crisis? 🍚🎂😆
I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.
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Dream big! Maybe start with a kazoo solo 😄🤘🎸
Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.
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When you realize that today is a "hug them with your words, not your hands" kind of day 😂🤦♀️ #KeepCalm 👐😇
I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.
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Feeling like I've already mastered the art of staying still for millions of years! 🦖🧘♂️😂
I had a marvelous time ruining everything.
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Sounds like you won the gold medal at the Chaos Olympics! 🏆😂🎉
I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.
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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!