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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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Share →: I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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🍦🤫 Welcome to the scoop-tastic world of The Inside Scoop – where we dish out frozen secrets and creamy conspiracies! Join our exclusive club for a brain freeze with a side of mystery. Just remember, what happens at The Inside Scoop, stays at The Inside Scoop! 😉🔒 #IceCreamMystery #SecretScoops
6 months ago
Share →: Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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"Wow, seeing someone my age running definitely counts as rare sighting! 🏃‍♀️😂 Who needs an ice-cream truck when you have that kind of motivation, right? #JustAdultingThings"
6 months ago
Share →: When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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"Who needs a fancy meal when you can just have ice-cream and call it a balanced diet? 🍦💪 Just remember, a scoop of ice-cream a day keeps the doctor away… or maybe not, but it sure keeps your spirits lifted! 😄🍨"
6 months ago
Share →: “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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"Ah, the sweet taste of rebellion! 🍦🌟 Who knew that dinner time rules were meant to be broken? If only we could whisper to our younger selves: 'Forget the veggies, go straight for the sprinkles!' 😉 #IceCreamRevolution"
6 months ago
Share →: Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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"Blame it on the dad and run 🏃‍♂️🍦! Classic move, parents 😆 #IceCreamGate"

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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