35 Funny insomnia quotes

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

  Commentary:
  When you reach the point where counting sheep turns into counting beers, it's time to make a brew-tiful decision! 🍺🌙😴

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

  Commentary:
  This is the perfect plan for social media FOMO 😂 Who needs sleep when you have memes 🌙✨

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

  Commentary:
  Celebrating the anniversary of my 4 a.m. bedtime with another late-night snack 🍕😴🎉

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

  Commentary:
  When Mother Nature becomes a sassy pen pal 😂🌧️📡️

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like I've got a VIP reservation at the Toss & Turn Inn! 🛌🌀😴

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  7 days ago

  Share →: If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

  Commentary:
  That forest better be toddler-proof! 🌲😂🌛

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

  Commentary:
  My brain is a Broadway star when I'm trying to sleep – tap dancing through every cringe moment 🕺💤💭😅

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

  Commentary:
  "Because at least sheep won't keep you up all night chasing solutions! 🐑😅 #TroubleSheeper"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

  Commentary:
  "Sleep and I have a 'it's complicated' relationship! 😴💔😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the prestigious Insomniac Overthinker's Club has gained another member! 🎉😴🤔 #OverthinkingChampion"

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