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27 Funny insomnia quotes

Funny insomnia quotes offer a humorous take on the trials of sleepless nights. 🌙😅 From witty remarks about counting sheep to playful jabs at midnight musings, these quotes bring a smile to the challenges of insomnia. Enjoy a laugh and find the lighter side of those restless hours! 😂🌜

2 days ago
View →: The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.
1 week ago
View →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.
1 week ago
View →: I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.
2 weeks ago
View →: I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.
4 weeks ago
View →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.
1 month ago
View →: If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.
1 month ago
View →: I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.
3 months ago
View →: Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?
3 months ago
View →: Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
4 months ago
View →: I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”
4 months ago
View →: Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?
4 months ago
View →: Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?
4 months ago
View →: Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.
4 months ago
View →: I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.
5 months ago
View →: Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.
5 months ago
View →: How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
5 months ago
View →: Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.
5 months ago
View →: Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?
5 months ago
View →: Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.
5 months ago
View →: I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.
$Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’$

5 months ago
View →: Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’
5 months ago
View →: I suffer from awesomnia.
5 months ago
View →: Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.
5 months ago
View →: Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.
5 months ago
View →: My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.
5 months ago
View →: My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.
5 months ago
View →: It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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