27 Funny insomnia quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

  Commentary:
  "Sleep and I have a 'it's complicated' relationship! 😴💔😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the prestigious Insomniac Overthinker's Club has gained another member! 🎉😴🤔 #OverthinkingChampion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes… the art of sleep-thinking! Who needs REM when you can have REMiniscing? 🛌🤔💭😴"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Story of my life: Professional insomniac by night, narcoleptic by day! 😴🦉😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

  Commentary:
  "3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

  Commentary:
  "Forget counting sheep—I'm signing autographs! 🏆🐑😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic dilemma of wanting serenity but being stuck with a chatty brain 🧠💬. It's like trying to negotiate a peace treaty between your eyelids and your thoughts! 😅 Maybe your brain just needs a lullaby or a good pun to finally shut up and let you catch some Z's. 😴✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of the sleepless souls: yearning for sweet slumber, but thwarted by the elusive sandman! 😴💤 Maybe sleep is just playing hard to get 🤔 or perhaps it's rebelling against our bedtime tyranny! 😆 Stay strong, weary wanderer, for the dreamland awaits you someday… hopefully! 🌙✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

  Commentary:
  Me: Begging for sleep! 😴
  Brain: Nah, let's have a midnight meeting to review our greatest hits of bad decisions! 🤦‍♂️💭
  Me: Can we reschedule for never? 🙅‍♀️😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like insomnia gatecrashed the sleepover party! 🌙😴 Don't worry, your bed will still be there – lurking in the shadows, patiently waiting for you to surrender to its cozy embrace. Just remember, sleep may be playing hard to get, but it never turns down a persistent pursuer! 😉✨

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