1029 Funny joke quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

  Commentary:
  "Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, taking security to the next level! Talk about a double lock system! 😂🔐 #TrustIssues"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

  Commentary:
  "Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

  Commentary:
  "True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

  Commentary:
  "When 'stay still like a log' becomes your new financial strategy! 😂💸 #MoneySavingProTips" 💤💡

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

  Commentary:
  "Careful what you ask for! My life story requires a spoiler alert and legal protection! 😅🔍📝"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

  Commentary:
  "Guess they really dig up the past! 🦴😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a real case of mistaken identity! 😂🤔 #SeeingDouble #Twinsies"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

  Commentary:
  "Please add some hot stones and cucumbers to the mix! My back has been hurting since 2019! 😂🪄✨"

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