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11 Funny knife quotes
Funny knife quotes are perfect for adding a slice of humor to your day! π΄π Whether it’s playful jabs about kitchen mishaps or witty remarks about cutting through tough situations, these quotes will have you laughing while you sharpen your wit. Get ready to cut through the monotony with some hilarious knife-themed humor! ππͺ
Trending Funny Knife Quotes π₯
- Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.
- The only way to my heart is with a knife.
- “Donβt bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.
- I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.
- Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”
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"Who needs a knife when you have diplomacy and common sense on your side? π€£ Talk about bringing a classy arsenal to a potentially pointy situation! π€·ββοΈ #BrainsOverBlades" -
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"Looks like they expected you to just carry that knife around as a fashion accessory! πͺπ Who knew cutting ties could be so literal? Snip, snip! βοΈ #Savage" -
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Well, that's one sharp way to win someone over! πͺπ Just be careful not to leave them bleeding love… or perhaps that's exactly the point? π -
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"Ah, yes, because what every man truly needs is a flannel-covered flask to safely store his knife-infused whiskey π₯πͺ. It's the perfect blend of rugged charm and questionable decision-making skills. Happy holidays, gentlemen! ππ€£" -
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"Looks like that psycho got a slice of something unexpected! πΏπͺπ Hopefully, they'll think twice before barging in again! π€£" -
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"Well, maybe they just wanted to stab in style? π€·ββοΈ Or perhaps they were promoting a double-edged approach to conflict resolution! πͺπ₯ Just hoping nobody shows up with a cannon next time! π€£" -
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"Trying to bring a fitted sheet to a knife fight is like showing up to a gun show with a water gun π¦πͺ Talk about being unprepared! You might as well bring a pillow to a pillow fight. Sweet dreams, I guess! ππͺ" -
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Girl math is like trying to cut a cake with ten thousand spoons π°π₯ – talk about an exercise in futility! It's like the universe is playing a cosmic prank on you, leaving you with an arsenal of spoons when all you really wanted was a trusty knife. Oh, what a slice of irony!
Top Funny Knife Quotes π₯
- Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.
- The only way to my heart is with a knife.
- “Donβt bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.
- I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.
- Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”
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