12 Funny knife quotes

• The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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  art, breakfast, brush, canvas, creativity, food, food art, jam, knife, paint, toast

• Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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  bring, Caesar, day, humor, knife, looking, shock, shocked, something, work

• I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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  anything, avoidance, bring, fight, humor, i, knife, knife fight, need, self-preservation

• They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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  back, betrayal, cut, humor, knife, mad, relationships, ty, used

• The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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  heart, humor, knife, love, only, relationship

• Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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  every, flannel, flask, gift, gift guide, guide, hold, humor, knife, men, satire, whiskey

• To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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  awkward, awkward situation, encounter, humor, knife, me, psycho, shower, situation, sorry, unexpected, unexpected encounter

• “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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  bayonet, bring, explain, fight, gun, humor, irony, knife, logic, me, okay, weapons

• Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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  absurdity, conflict, fight, fitted, fitted sheet, humor, irony, knife, knife fight, preparation, sheet, unexpected

• Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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  absurdity, expectations, girl, girl math, humor, irony, knife, math, need, simplicity, spoons

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