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13 Funny knife quotes

Funny knife quotes are perfect for adding a slice of humor to your day! 🍴😄 Whether it’s playful jabs about kitchen mishaps or witty remarks about cutting through tough situations, these quotes will have you laughing while you sharpen your wit. Get ready to cut through the monotony with some hilarious knife-themed humor! 😂🔪

time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Posted onJan 29, 2026

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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