Funny leaf quotes

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025