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Funny leaf quotes

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

3 months ago

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

3 months ago

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

3 months ago

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

3 months ago

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

3 months ago

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

3 months ago

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

3 months ago

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

3 months ago