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Turning 40: when the assembly instructions are clearer than your knees! 🛠️🪑😭
1458 Funny life quotes
My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.
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Ah, the classic 'hide-and-seek' technique: expert at hiding, pro at never seeking! 🕵️♀️🔍😂
“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”
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Every time I leave the house, I'm reminded why sweatpants exist 😂🙈
Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.
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Who knew being my own chef would make me a master at converting hours into cents! 🍳⏳💰
One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.
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Adulting Level 100: Picking the VIP burner like it's a reality show 🌟🔥 #BurnerBonanza
Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.
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When making big plans means deciding which comfy pajamas to wear tonight 😂🛌🎉
I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.
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My brain's confused buffet is open 24/7! 🤔🤷♂️🤣
I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.
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Sure, let's solve all societal issues by adding more screen time and caffeine! 😂💻☕️
Absurdity is the spice of life.
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Just when you thought your life was bland, a heaping spoonful of absurdity turns it into a comedy casserole! 🍜😂
Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.
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When the honeymoon budget transforms into the "we-say-we're-buying-new-cabinets-but-really-it's-a-surprise-trip" fund 😂✈️👰🏻♀️