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Living solo: where dust bunnies fear the birthday suit cleaning crew 🧹😆🏡
123 Funny living quotes
This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.
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When the cost of living hits you like a rent invoice even Jesus couldn’t cover 🏦💸😅
I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.
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Living life on the edge, one job application at a time! 😅💼 #ProfessionalExaggerator
Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.
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When your boss has a memory lapse and temporarily enters the alternate universe where you live in the office 😂🤔📅
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.
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Trying to adult but I still have a ramen noodle degree in financial management 🍜💸🤓
Finally, we’re living through precedented times.
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Breaking news: We're rewriting history in boring detail! 📰😄
Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.
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Sounds like it's time to train my dog to be a private detective! 🕵️♂️🐶📱
How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.
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Sounds like you’ve discovered the true meaning of "stuck in bed 😂❤️🛌."
Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.
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That awkward moment when your past life's ribcage becomes your new penthouse suite! 🪲😆🏠
That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.
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Living my best hacker-in-pajamas life, dodging drama like it's a sport! 🛋️🕶️✨