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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Trending via X:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Just landed via Pinterest:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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Funny love life quotes bring a hilarious twist to the ups and downs of romance ❤️‍🔥😂 Whether you’re single, taken, or somewhere in between, these witty gems remind us love isn’t always perfect — and that’s what makes it so entertaining! 💘🤣 Get ready to laugh, relate, and share some cheeky truths about dating, heartbreak, and those awkward moments we all know too well 💔😜✨

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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Just landed via X:

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Going viral on Slack:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Trending via YouTube:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Seen just now on X:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Just shared via Discord:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Seen just now on Discord:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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