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Funny marketplace quotes

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Posted onJan 20, 2026

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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